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Have you ever been on hold when you noticed you were listening to someone changing the channels on an old-timey TV set? 

If not, the audio in this BusinessVoice Humor On Hold production will seem even trippier. 

Scott wrote the copy and served as the barely human foundation for all the voices, most of which were altered with a magic new tool known as A.I.

 

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In this sampling of radio spots from the TCA's 2025-2026 season, you'll hear about shows from Illusionist Daniel Martin, Motown tribute act Legacy, Graceland's Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Jimmy Holmes and vocalist Lola Kristine.

You will not hear spots for Kookoo the Dancing Chimp, nude juggler "Whip" Rogers, underwater trombonist Mookie Schlomstein and Bendy Singe the Flaming Contortionist since the TCA wasn't lucky enough to book those acts. Maybe next year.

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover, handled all production and sanded the ends of each spot to make sure they fit snugly into 60 seconds worth of air time. 

Learn more about upcoming shows at www.TheTCA.org.
 







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The BusinessVoice team snagged five ADDY Awards during the March 2nd, 2026 ceremony, presented by American Advertising Federation Toledo. Scott wrote all the copy, provided the voiceover and wiped the condensation off the winning entries. 

Follow this link to hear our four-spot radio campaign for an area hospital that won a Silver ADDY. 

The 2025 Humor On Hold Sampler below also earned a Silver ADDY.


These three Humor On Hold productions each won a Bronze ADDY.




Scott wrote the copy for this Toledo Public Schools 2025 Kick-Off video. It won a Silver ADDY Award for d2i, an agency of MadAveGroup.  



Scott also wrote the copy for this TV spot for Wood County Hospital. It earned a Bronze ADDY Award for d2i. 

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Wanna' get your gym socks as white as white can be? Try pouring a cup or two of this On Hold Marketing all over your filthy laundry. Quicker than a wink, you'll see how our proprietary mixture of bromine chloride and angular sand obliterates common household stains. 

In case you're wondering, Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover, but he accepts no responsibilty for any chemical burns that may occur while listening. 

 

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If something has clogged your drain there's a good chance it's this thick, gooey, fat-based Humor On Hold production created for Downey PHCE in Bowling Green, Ohio. As with so many other things in life, this audio may have sounded good at first, but within minutes of listening to it, your regret runs deep. 

Scott wrote the copy while covered in globs of wet hair. After delivering the voiceover, he coughed up about a pound of soap scum. Though the agency's legal team may deny it, BusinessVoice is ultimately responsible for this whole thing. 
 

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This On Hold Marketing production is a lot heavier than it sounds, so please use caution when trying to pick it up. And remember - always lift with the legs and your ascending colon. 

Scott wrote the copy and delivered the voiceover, but then dropped it all while trying to bench press it. 

 

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Careful! This BusinessVoice-produced audio is covered in aphids, thrips and bollworms, so listen at your own risk. Scott scratched out the copy in a patch of barnyard dirt with the business end of a steel, four-tine manure fork. He delivered the voiceover while in a silo. 


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"I don't find this to be appropriate content for decent people," said a well-known State Senator about this On Hold Marketing production. "Someone should be arrested for this." 

That "someone" would be Scott, who wrote the copy and provided the voiceover. If he were arrested, though, Scott has said he'd request the cell with the faulty lock and then wait until dark to jimmy it open and run away. 

 

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Y'ever trip and hit your face on a big, thick flagpole? The pain. The blood. The embarrassment. Get ready for more of the same while listening to this audible glob that critics have called "beyond disappointing" and "hard to get through." Scott wrote the copy, provided all the voiceover and tried to buff out the rusty spots but obviously missed a few. 

 

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Oh, how joyous the holidays will be for everyone who calls Binkelman during this festive time of year. When they're placed gently on hold, they'll hear the greatest story ever told.

Wait. That might be a bit of a stretch. Maybe not the greatest story, but a pretty good story. A very decent story.

Or at least not a really dumb story. But, yeah, it could be. 

Probably is, now that we think of it.