Lookin' for four minutes of farm-related fun? Let a cow suck your foot. Then, listen to this Humor On Hold production for BusinessVoice client Wellington Implement. It's pretty obvious that Scott wrote the copy while operating the compact and maneuverable, 117-horsepower Farmall Utility 120C tractor. He recorded the voiceover in the middle of a corn field to give the whole thing a more authentic feel. You can really hear his farmer's tan on this one. 

 

Ya' know that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you're falling from a cell phone tower or a broadcasting antenna or the deck of a suspension bridge? Listening to this Humor On Hold production from longtime BusinessVoice client Binkelman Corporation will produce that same type of sensation - without the abrupt ending. 

Scott wrote the copy and delivered the voiceover while holding an open umbrella in his right hand to maintain his balance. 

 

This one would go well with warm brie and a carton of chocolate milk.

Scott co-wrote the copy using only seven of his eleven fingers. He and Amy forced up the voiceover from their bowels, through their necks and directly into the microphone. 

  

America's Pacific Northwest smells kinda' funny these days. It's because of this new Humor On Hold production for D&F Plumbing in Portland, Oregon. 

"Yeah, it's like a musty, weird cheese odor," said concerned citizen Nub Dexter, "mixed with a little skunk." 

"It almost made me gag," cried Lou Shoop, "and I'm a coroner." 

While the source of the offensive scent has not been positively identifed, early testing suggests it's coming from the words Scott used to write the script. On the bright side, area residents say the voiceover Scott and Amy delivered smells a lot like bacon.  

 

To celebrate the work anniversary of MadAveGroup's Chief Brand Officer, Scott wrote, directed and provided the voiceover for this quick video, but he shouldn't have entrusted the fact-checking to a neighborhood goat. 

 

All right, we know you have to be somewhere, so here's the short version: BusinessVoice Humor On Hold won four 2024 Communicator Awards. 

Scott wrote the Binkelman and D&F Plumbing copy and co-wrote the Wellington Implement and Downey PHCE productions. Amy and Scott provided the voiceover.  

The first three earned Gold Awards of Excellence. The last won a Silver Award of Distinction. 

Okay, now go! Go, or you'll be late!

Drive carefully! And watch out for deer!

 

When the core of your business is a big machine that chews things up and spits 'em out, you don't have to take any guff from anyone. That's why the gang at AccuShred can afford to show a little attitude with their Humor On Hold. 

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and wiped a few pints of blood off the shredder.

 

Scott wrote and delivered these marketing suggestions for the MadAveGroup social media audience. They're part of a 22-video series that will probably change the world - in one way or another. Try not to look directly at the videos as they're believed to be a leading cause of gout.   

 









Scott wrote and provided the voiceover for these 30-second radio spots for Norwalk, Ohio-based Fisher-Titus Medical Center. The spots focus on lab, radiology and physical therapy services, despite the fact that Scott wanted to highlight the hospital's food and waiting rooms. 

 

Ya' know how steamed broccoli starts to smell weird when it's been sitting on the counter too long because you got distracted by a phone call from your step-mother who talked half your ear off about some mumbo jumbo goin' down at her favorite billiards parlor and then on the way back to put the broccoli away you tripped on that part of the throw rug that curls up and you smacked your face on the cold kitchen tile and went to sleep for a couple of days so the broccoli just sat there and started to smell that smell until the smell got so rank that it roused you from your floor-induced coma? 

Amy and Scott provided the voiceover for this one. Scott wrote the copy.