The folks at Wellington Implement have been helping farmers since 1929 and that makes 'em okay in our book, even though every farmer we've ever met takes an instant dislike to us. It's as if they can sense we enjoy cow tipping.

Scott wrote the copy by using a turkey baster to carefully spray horse urine on the side of a barn. He delivered the voiceover after being kicked in the head by a drunk mule. 

 

Just think, if you were a lady possum, you'd be a semi-arboreal omnivore with a long snout, a handy pouch, fifty teeth, a prehensile tail and a bifurcated vagina. And you wouldn't have to hear this Humor On Hold production created by BusinessVoice.

But you aren't a lady possum, so hit the play button and get to listenin'. 

Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover while wishing he, too, had a prominent sagittal crest. 

 

Waiting for a tow truck? Then plop yourself down on the side of the road and listen to this 10-minute compilation of Humor On Hold from BusinessVoice. It includes some of our favorite pieces from 2024. Scott wrote all the copy. Amy and Scott provided the main voiceover. The music occurred organically when wind blew across the tops of open pop bottles sitting on an open windowsill. 

 

You're young. You're in love. You've got your whole life in front of you. And then - out of nowhere - this thing comes along. This...this video. What is it? Should you watch it? Who knows? You decide to just walk away, so you try to forget it...but you can't, because it's there now, in your mind, stuck. We don't know what to tell you. Maybe just try to get some sleep and it'll all be better in the morning. Or not. But maybe it will. Or not. 

No matter what happens, remember that Scott wrote the copy and both Amy and Scott provided the voiceover. That's all we know for sure.

 

The nice folks at Fisher-Titus Medical Center in Norwalk, Ohio have enlisted the marketing help of MadAveGroup. These 30-second TV spots are some of the first deliverables. 

Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover, all while intubated and sporting a full-body cast. 

 

 

Theaters are wonderful places, unless, of course, you're Abraham Lincoln, which, we're guessing, you're not. So - to reiterate - wonderful places. That's why we're happy to produce the radio spots for the Tecumseh Center for the Arts, a theater in Tecumseh, Michigan that presents live music, comedy, speakers, family productions and more, both national touring acts and local performers 

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and engineered all the spots. Amy added VO on the Science Circus Spectacular spot. 

Learn more about upcoming shows at www.TheTCA.org.

 



From now 'til the end of time, consider this BusinessVoice Humor On Hold production to be your all-time favorite Christmas memory...or else we'll destroy you and everything you hold dear. 

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and then wiped the eggnog off the studio walls after the recording session. 

 

War, disease, hunger, political unrest, natural disasters, the Cleveland Browns and now this affront to all things decent.

Scott wrote the copy while imprisoned for poking fun at whales. He recorded the voiceover after smoking glue. 

 

We file this piece under the heading of "Our Guilty Pleasures." Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and then shot and edited the video on an iPhone. Produced with no budget, no assistance, no makeup and no craft services table, it stands as a towering example of mediocrity that, frankly, we kinda' get a kick out of. Feel free to share it with anyone you don't like. 

 

Fair warning: there's a good chance you'll end up soaked in some type of oily liquid shortly after you start listening to this BusinessVoice Humor On Hold production. The audio has a leak in it somewhere, but we can't seem to pinpoint it. So, good luck. Scott wrote the copy, Amy and Scott delivered the voiceover, and a duck provided one of the sound effects.