Life is pretty funny. Then, before you realize it, you're dead. So, try to enjoy yourself along the way. Yell at your pets. Stare into the sun. Eat more beans than you should. Trip the elderly. And, of course, listen to this dumb thing at full volume. Scott wrote the copy and provided the VO. AccuShred's own Nate Segall supplied the voice of the trapped president. 

UPDATE: After this production went live, Nate emailed us this comment from a customer named Dylan: "You have the best hold line I think I have ever been on! I was cracking up with the skits!"