The folks at Sylvan Studio create trophies, plaques, ribbons, medals and other forms of recognition. Then, we come along with our dumb little On Hold Markekting content and make a mockery of everything the Sylvan people have worked decades to build. 

We should be ashamed. 

But, for whatever reason, we aren't. 

Which is an even better reason to be ashamed. 

But we still aren't. 

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceoever and is solely responible for his complete lack of sensitivity.