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The BusinessVoice team snagged five ADDY Awards during the March 2nd, 2026 ceremony, presented by American Advertising Federation Toledo. Scott wrote all the copy, provided the voiceover and wiped the condensation off the winning entries. 

This four-spot radio campaign for an area hospital won a Silver ADDY. 

This 2025 Humor On Hold Sampler also earned a Silver ADDY.


These three Humor On Hold productions each won a Bronze ADDY.


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Wanna' get your gym socks as white as white can be? Try pouring a cup or two of this On Hold Marketing all over your filthy laundry. Quicker than a wink, you'll see how our proprietary mixture of bromine chloride and angular sand obliterates common household stains. 

In case you're wondering, Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover, but he accepts no responsibilty for any chemical burns that may occur while listening. 

 

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If something has clogged your drain there's a good chance it's this thick, gooey, fat-based Humor On Hold production created for Downey PHCE in Bowling Green, Ohio. As with so many other things in life, this audio may have sounded good at first, but within minutes of listening to it, your regret runs deep. 

Scott wrote the copy while covered in globs of wet hair. After delivering the voiceover, he coughed up about a pound of soap scum. Though the agency's legal team may deny it, BusinessVoice is ultimately responsible for this whole thing. 
 

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This On Hold Marketing production is a lot heavier than it sounds, so please use caution when trying to pick it up. And remember - always lift with the legs and your ascending colon. 

Scott wrote the copy and delivered the voiceover, but then dropped it all while trying to bench press it. 

 

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Careful! This BusinessVoice-produced audio is covered in aphids, thrips and bollworms, so listen at your own risk. Scott scratched out the copy in a patch of barnyard dirt with the business end of a steel, four-tine manure fork. He delivered the voiceover while in a silo. 


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"I don't find this to be appropriate content for decent people," said a well-known State Senator about this On Hold Marketing production. "Someone should be arrested for this." 

That "someone" would be Scott, who wrote the copy and provided the voiceover. If he were arrested, though, Scott has said he'd request the cell with the faulty lock and then wait until dark to jimmy it open and run away. 

 

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Y'ever trip and hit your face on a big, thick flagpole? The pain. The blood. The embarrassment. Get ready for more of the same while listening to this audible glob that critics have called "beyond disappointing" and "hard to get through." Scott wrote the copy, provided all the voiceover and tried to buff out the rusty spots but obviously missed a few. 

 

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Oh, how joyous the holidays will be for everyone who calls Binkelman during this festive time of year. When they're placed gently on hold, they'll hear the greatest story ever told.

Wait. That might be a bit of a stretch. Maybe not the greatest story, but a pretty good story. A very decent story.

Or at least not a really dumb story. But, yeah, it could be. 

Probably is, now that we think of it. 

 

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Let's test your memory! How many of these BusinessVoice Humor On Hold messages do you remember from the past year? If you said "none," you've got your priorities in order and you're focused on far more important aspects of life. Congratulations. 

Scott wrote all the copy, provided all the voiceover, edited the compilation and then sat on the whole thing to keep it warm until it was ready to release into the wild. 

 

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If you ever get the feeling that you've stepped in something and that the bottom of your shoe is covered in some sort of goo, there's a good chance it'll be this Humor On Hold production from BusinessVoice.

Scott wrote the copy in a way that makes it adhere to footwear. He provided both voices just to prove that he could.