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If you look up the word "dumb" in an online dictionary, you'll see a link that leads to this video. But since you're here, you probably already knew that.
Scott wrote the copy after being repeatedly hit in the shoulder blades with a length of schedule 80 high-impact-resistant PVC pipe. He also provided all of the voiceover. An AI tool converted his read into the female voice, so now all of a sudden he feels like he's entitled to use any public bathroom he chooses.
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Having trouble keeping solid food down? Then take a healthy gulp of this soothing BusinessVoice audio. Once it absorbs into your stomach lining and winds its way through the wild, wild water slide that is your intestinal tract, you'll feel better than brand new. At least a 4.5 out of 5. Give it a try and then fax us the results.
Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and mopped up the floor after the vomit bucket started overflowing.
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Scott jumped at the opportunity to record an online spot for this MadAveGroup client after he learned he'd be paid in his choice of Medium Carbon 1018, 1020, 1021, 1022 SAE J403 & ASTM A568 commercial-quality steel.
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When the folks at Binkelman signed up for a BusinessVoice On Hold Marketing program back in 1996, they probably didn't think they'd still be force-feeding their callers on hold this audio gruel nearly thirty years later. But here we are. And the suffering continues.
Scott wrote the copy and then kept rewriting it to somehow make it worse. He supplied the voiceover, too, while trying to suppress a mysterious influx of phlegm.
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You can try, but you won't outrun this terrifying audio created for the data protection company AccuShred.
Go ahead. Make a break for it. You'll soon realize, though, that you can't escape its intense pull, so you might as well just fall down and give in.
Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and developed the chemical formula at the core of this production's evil.
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Listen to this BusinessVoice Humor On Hold production closely and you just may hear the sounds of a reclusive snake being pulled tail-first from a bathtub drain.
Scott wrote the copy, provided the main voiceover and then held the bag open when the snake guy put the snake in the snake bag.
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The folks at Sylvan Studio create trophies, plaques, ribbons, medals and other forms of recognition. Then, we come along with our dumb little On Hold Markekting content and make a mockery of everything the Sylvan people have worked decades to build.
We should be ashamed.
But, for whatever reason, we aren't.
Which is an even better reason to be ashamed.
But we still aren't.
Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceoever and is solely responible for his complete lack of sensitivity.
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The team at MadAveGroup created this piece to celebrate Wood County Hospital in Bowling Green, Ohio being named one of the top 100 rural hospitals in the United States.
Scott wrote the copy and directed the sound design, but was denied by hospital officials when he asked if he could perform vascular surgery "just for the fun of it."
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Dont 'spose you need a new Case IH Model 7260 combine with a grain bin extension, folding auger and power bin covers, do ya'? 'Cause if ya' did, you should get her at one of the three locations of Wellington Implement: in Ashland, Medina and - you guessed it - Wellington, Ohio. And if you were to buy that combine, make sure you mention ScottVoiceovers.com and we'll get a little kickback. We'd appreciate it.
Obviously, Scott wrote the copy and delivered the voiceover for this BusinessVoice Humor On Hold production while riding on top of an in-line ripper with 8-inch no-till points and 22-inch coulters.
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In 2025, MadAveGroup client Fisher-Titus Medical Center was named among the best maternity hospitals in the United States. This video is one of the efforts to promote that acheivement. Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and - in order to get in the right frame of mind - delivered three babies during one 18-hour shift at the hospital.