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These are the first two radio spots in an ongoing campaign for D&F Plumbing, Heating and Cooling in Portland, Oregon. Produced through BusinessVoice, the spots weigh in at seven pounds each and feature a light crust along the top and sides. 

Scott wrote the copy, provided all the voiceover and kept both commercials at a precise 375 degrees throughout production. He then hardened the spots for airplay by plunging them into an ice water bath.

 



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If you're afraid of skunks, don't listen to this Humor On Hold production that Scott wrote for BusinessVoice client Lakeland Auto and Marine. 

It's not that skunks play a role in the content, but any time you spend above ground listening to online audio is time you won't be in that hole you dug in your backyard with the blue tarp pulled over the top, protected from random skunks. 

But you can do what you want. See if we care.   

 

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There's nothin' like listening to a ball game on the radio! And by tuning in on the ol' transistor, you're a lot less likely to stop a screaming foul ball with your forehead. 

In this 2004 Humor On Hold production, we pay tribute to a small-town radio broadcast of a Minor League Baseball game between the Glass City Shards and the Johnstown Donkeys.

Scott wrote the copy, provided the main voiceovers and engineered the entire piece, all without the benefit of a rosin bag. Amy provided the voice of Marge, despite the fact that she had a raging case of jock itch. 

 

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You may want to consider moving to Portland, Oregon. That's the home of D&F Plumbing, Heating and Cooling - a company that's now using Humor On Hold from BusinessVoice. 

If you were to move to The City of Roses, you could place a local call to D&F any time and enjoy the deep-down satisfaction that only comes from steeping your ear holes in this type of audio nonsense. 

Once D&F’s first Humor On Hold production was playing for a few days, Desiree - the Marketing Director - sent this note:

I got this awesome feedback from one of our call-takers. “Hey, Desiree. I wanted to let you know, I’ve had two different customers let me know how much they enjoyed the new On Hold Marketing. I actually clicked back into a call and heard one woman giggling. I thought she was talking to someone else, but she was laughing saying how cute and funny the on hold audio was and how I should hear it if I haven’t.”

Scott wrote the copy with his non-dominant hand. He and Amy provided the voiceover using their strong midwestern accents. 

 

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Wouldn't it be funny if all the answers to mankind's questions about life and the universe were contained within this Humor On Hold production for Downey Plumbing Heating Cooling and Electrical? 

I mean, they're probably not, right? But who knows - they could be. 

So, look, why risk it? Just listen to the whole thing and it might pay off big time! Seriously, what's the worst that could happen - you end up emotionally scarred for a few weeks? That's a small price to pay for a key to the door of eternal knowledge or the portal to existential exploration or whatever it's called. 

Amy and Scott provided the voiceover while using a ouija board. Scott co-wrote the copy with Cassandra Evans, who is rumored to have several otherworldly connections. 
 

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Who can resist popsicles? They're a fun and refreshing treat that indelibly stains the tongue. And when you're done eating one, you're left with a souvenir stick! What could be better? 

While you're thinking of your next popsicle, enjoy this Humor On Hold production for BusinessVoice client Binkelman. Scott wrote it and then recorded the voiceover with a popsicle in each of his three hands. That's why he sounds so cognitively challenged.  

 

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There's a great joke about a pig calling an industrial supply company to order a whole bunch of sealed spherical bearings. After the pig is placed on hold, he waits patiently for a few minutes, humming along to the music. But then, the pig gets spooked and drops his cell phone in the watering trough and the call is terminated. 

That's all of the joke we can remember, but you'll have to trust us - it was funny. 

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Could it really be true that more and more people are eating less throughout the year so they can save more money in order to afford a vacation in San Diego and then choose to stay at Town and Country Resort, all because of the hotel's Humor On Hold from BusinessVoice? 

It's hard to say for sure. In fact, there's no evidence that would support that notion. And hotel representatives laughed openly at the mere suggestion of a direct correlation.

But, yes, that's exactly what's happening. 

 

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This Humor On Hold production for Downey Plumbing Heating Cooling and Electrical is causing all sorts of trouble for the Downey team. It's clogging sewer lines, tripping fuses and forcing interior temperatures to fluctuate wildly all over the tri-state area. And no one seems to know why.

Probably something to do with the atmospheric disturbances generated by Amy and Scott's voiceover. 

Scott co-wrote the copy with BusinessVoice Creative Consultant Cassandra Evans, who frequently radiates static electricity.

 

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If you wagered that the Lakeland Auto and Marine Humor On Hold production called "What's This Sound" and the Binkelman production titled "Correction" would win a 2022 Platinum and Gold MarCom Award respectively, then you, friend, likely have the gift of clairvoyance and should probably run to your nearest state lottery retailer to put down a whole lot of money on the lucky numbers running through that magical head of yours. 

Scott wrote the copy for those dopey things and provided all the main voiceover. Amy chimed in a few times on the Lakeland piece. No animals were harmed during production, but three or four stunt guys were cut in half. They were older, though, so it's okay. 

The Downey PHCE Humor On Hold below also won a Gold MarCom Award and the Wellington Implement production earned an Honorable Mention. Scott co-wrote Downey with Cassandra Evans and Wellington with Daniel DiManna. The agency: BusinessVoice.