If something has clogged your drain there's a good chance it's this thick, gooey, fat-based Humor On Hold production created for Downey PHCE in Bowling Green, Ohio. As with so many other things in life, this audio may have sounded good at first, but within minutes of listening to it, your regret runs deep. 

Scott wrote the copy while covered in globs of wet hair. After delivering the voiceover, he coughed up about a pound of soap scum. Though the agency's legal team may deny it, BusinessVoice is ultimately responsible for this whole thing.