Oh, how joyous the holidays will be for everyone who calls Binkelman during this festive time of year. When they're placed gently on hold, they'll hear the greatest story ever told.

Wait. That might be a bit of a stretch. Maybe not the greatest story, but a pretty good story. A very decent story.

Or at least not a really dumb story. But, yeah, it could be. 

Probably is, now that we think of it.