There's this great story about a chimp who moves to the big city and he gets a job as a lyricist in a music publishing firm, but what he really wants to do is work as a garbage man, see, but he can't seem to break into that business, so he keeps slavin' away day after day, writing really smart pop songs and even a few Broadway show tunes and his lyrics are just fabulous and people love his unique approach and no one can believe that this chimp is behind all these big hit songs that are winning all these awards and rakin' in a ton of money, and then one day, as the chimp is sifting through an online rhyming dictionary while crossing the street, he's run over by the same type of garbage truck that he always wanted to work on and he's killed instantly. 

Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover.