If you look up the word "dumb" in an online dictionary, you'll see a link that leads to this BusinessVoice On Hold Marketing video. But since you're here, you probably already knew that. 

Scott wrote the copy after being repeatedly hit in the shoulder blades with a length of schedule 80 high-impact-resistant PVC pipe. He also provided all of the voiceover. An AI tool converted his read into the female voice, so now all of a sudden he feels like he's entitled to use any public bathroom he chooses.