If you look up the word "dumb" in an online dictionary, you'll see a link that leads to this video. But since you're here, you probably already knew that. 

Scott wrote the copy after being repeatedly hit in the shoulder blades with a length of schedule 80 high-impact-resistant PVC pipe. He also provided all of the voiceover. An AI tool converted his read into the female voice, so now all of a sudden he feels like he's entitled to use any public bathroom he chooses.