Having trouble keeping solid food down? Then take a healthy gulp of this soothing BusinessVoice audio. Once it absorbs into your stomach lining and winds its way through the wild, wild water slide that is your intestinal tract, you'll feel better than brand new. At least a 4.5 out of 5. Give it a try and then fax us the results. 

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and mopped up the floor after the vomit bucket started overflowing.