When the folks at Binkelman signed up for a BusinessVoice On Hold Marketing program back in 1996, they probably didn't think they'd still be force-feeding their callers on hold this audio gruel nearly thirty years later. But here we are. And the suffering continues. 

Scott wrote the copy and then kept rewriting it to somehow make it worse. He supplied the voiceover, too, while trying to suppress a mysterious influx of phlegm.