We don't need to tell you that life can be hard when you spend so much time buried in a riverbed or the ocean sand. 

No, you're not going to be especially popular when your best asset is a powerful burrowing foot. 

And yes, when your lifespan could range from one year to 500 years, it's tough to make realistic financial plans. 

But, look - we can't help it that you're a clam. 

So, just waddle over to the video play button below, give it a nudge with your shell and listen to this Humor On Hold production that Scott wrote and both Amy and Scott recorded. 

Oh. That's right. 

You don't have any ears. 

Hmmm. Well...