Produced through BusinessVoice, this Humor On Hold production may leave a mark, explode without warning or cause external bleeding if dropped on one or more feet. Avoid listening to this audio directly if you're heavy-handed, thin-skinned, horse-faced, a frequent vomiter, prone to dizziness, full of oatmeal or pregnant with anyone who is. If your doctor grants permission, you may listen to it through a wall. Scott wrote the copy while tripping on liver pills. Amy and Scott provided the voiceover, simultaneously supressing the gag reflex.
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