America's Pacific Northwest smells kinda' funny these days. It's because of this new Humor On Hold production for D&F Plumbing in Portland, Oregon. 

"Yeah, it's like a musty, weird cheese odor," said concerned citizen Nub Dexter, "mixed with a little skunk." 

"It almost made me gag," cried Lou Shoop, "and I'm a coroner." 

While the source of the offensive scent has not been positively identifed, early testing suggests it's coming from the words Scott used to write the script. On the bright side, area residents say the voiceover Scott and Amy delivered smells a lot like bacon.