What do the children of Portland, Oregon want most for Christmas?

A makeup bag? Gas cards? Matching ladles? Linoleum flooring? A gift crate of charcoal briquettes? New drapes? Some sort of toy or something? 

Nope. Not even close! They want to be placed on hold after calling D&F Plumbing, Heating and Cooling. That's it. Just a few minutes of mindless holiday joy, punctuated by terrifyng screams from the ghost of Christmas past. 

Take a listen to their dream gift below. Amy and Scott coughed up the voiceover. Scott wrote the copy while nearly drowning in an egg nog bath.