Wouldn't it be funny if all the answers to mankind's questions about life and the universe were contained within this Humor On Hold production for Downey Plumbing Heating Cooling and Electrical? 

I mean, they're probably not, right? But who knows - they could be. 

So, look, why risk it? Just listen to the whole thing and it might pay off big time! Seriously, what's the worst that could happen - you end up emotionally scarred for a few weeks? That's a small price to pay for a key to the door of eternal knowledge or the portal to existential exploration or whatever it's called. 

Amy and Scott provided the voiceover while using a ouija board. Scott co-wrote the copy with Cassandra Evans, who is rumored to have several otherworldly connections.