We think it's a shame that you have to hear the audio below. A dirty, rotten shame, that's what it is. You should NOT have to put up with it. In fact, you should write your Congressman to see if you can be excused from listening to it. That's what we'd do if we were you.
Of course, by the time you find a pen and a piece of paper and look up your representative's address you could have already listened to the thing and it would be over and done with, and then you could move on with your life.
Okay. Glad everyone's happy.