Discount Parts Exchange

Ohio’s highest point is Campbell Hill in Logan County. The state’s largest poodle is named Jim. A Dayton area broccoli farmer is responsible for the Buckeye State’s most disturbing smell. And Ohio's number one source for remanufactured transmissions and differentials is Discount Parts Exchange in Mansfield. We’re proud to stand out in a state full of wonders. And our drivetrain experts work hard each weekday from 8 to 5:30 in hopes that, one day, we’ll draw more curious onlookers than the Akron lady who can lick her own neck. It’s a long shot, but we can dream.

Lyons Truck Parts

Want free local delivery? Some places might tell ya’ "tough shoes!" But not Lyons! If you're in the area, we’ll pick up and deliver your truck parts at no charge. It's just another step we're taking to make damn sure we get into heaven. Lyons Truck Parts. We're not taking any chances.

The Kellermeyer Company

Cold and flu fact #27: Hands carry more flu germs than lips. Kissing someone with a cold isn't entirely safe, but you’re more likely to catch a cold from someone by shaking their hand. So, during the flu season, don't shake hands. Instead, greet business associates with a deep, open-mouth kiss. It's good for your health...and it’s great for business. For more fun cold and flu facts, stay with us.

Toledo Mud Hens

Sometimes, memories make the best souvenirs. So bring your family down to Fifth Third Field this summer. It’s a great place to spend quality time with the ones you love, and experience the thrill of America’s pastime - together. The sights, the sounds, the smells of the great game of baseball; they’re all right here to enjoy. So, reserve your tickets when we return to the line...and start makin’ memories with the Mud Hens.

Mercy Hospital of Willard

Expecting a baby? If so, we hope you’ll consider delivering with us at Mercy Hospital of Willard. We’d be glad to give you a tour of our Family Birthing Center and our Labor / Delivery / Recovery / Post-Partum Birthing Suites. We can also give you more details on the excellent care we provide for newborns and their moms. To arrange your tour, just call 419/964-5000. Babies agree! Mercy Hospital of Willard is a great place to start.

Adrian First Baptist Church

(Applause up and out)
Game show host: Say Judy, are you ready to take The Purpose Challenge?
Judy: Uh-huh.
Game show host: Okay then. What is your purpose in life?
Judy: To bake cookies. (SFX: Loud buzzer) Do laundry. (SFX: Loud buzzer) Clean the tub? (SFX: Loud buzzer)
Game show host: Oh, I’m sorry, Judy. Sounds like you need to explore the “40 Days Of Purpose,” a six-week campaign that clarifies why God put you on earth.
Judy: Oooo.
Game show host: It begins this Sunday, 10:30am at Adrian First Baptist Church, North Broad Street, across from Big Boy.
Judy: I still get a parting gift, right?

Hickory Farms

There’s a reason it’s called the holiday RUSH. But since you have a long list and only a few shopping days left you know that, don’t you? All right, don’t panic. Just go to hickoryfarms.com and order our delicious gourmet food gifts for your staff, clients, even friends and family. They’ll love our beef and cheese, sweets, and fresh fruit...and you’ll love the convenience. Visit hickoryfarms.com and enter the code XM during checkout...or call 1-800-222-GIFT and mention XM Radio to save 15%. Make the holidays Hickory Farms special.

Random Thoughts

I enjoy looking for images in the clouds. Today I saw a boat, a puppy, and what appeared to be a jug band submitting to a series of humiliating medical tests.

When making pancakes, I like to play head games with the ingredients: “Hey batter, batter, batter! Heyyyy batter!”

I'd like to become the first rodeo clown to distract angry bulls with observational humor.

If I had a nickel for every time I wished for more small change...

The other day I bit my tongue so hard that, for just a moment or two, I went to live with Jesus.

Hey, how ‘bout that cloning thing, huh?
Hey, how ‘bout that cloning thing, huh?

Seriously, what would be so wrong with a nice patio enclosure on each of the pyramids?

The ultimate science project: finding chairs to match the periodic table of elements.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Especially if you whip it at his head.