It’s all part of the new TV campaign for Buckeye TeleSystem’s Epiphany service. I appear as the tour guide / narrator in most of the spots.

Click here to watch “The Coffee Helmet.”

And click here to watch “The Voice-Activated Filing Cabinet.”

We’ve added new Miscellaneous Audio samples. Click here for a listen.

We’ve updated our Copy Samples. Click here and read them aloud. It’ll confuse those around you, especially if they don’t speak English.

And we’ve added a link to our Facebook page.

The website has been properly lubricated and buffed to a high sheen. Loose screws have been screwed unloose. And we bleached the site to enhance its stunningly white background.

We hope you think it’s the cat’s meow, and we hope that these updates have convinced you to make ScottVoiceovers.com the center of your world.  Best of luck.

Through BusinessVoice, I wrote the copy, and Amy and I provided the voiceover. If you like what we do, let’s talk about creating radio spots or video content for your company. Call 419/724-7330.

Look at what a few of our satisfied customers have said. Then, feel free to enjoy this picture of a rock.

We received the only two Judge’s Choice awards for our work on behalf of Amazing Space and Discount Parts Exchange. Through BusinessVoice, I wrote the copy and served as voice talent on both productions. Amy provided voice talent on Amazing Space.

Listen to the Amazing Space production here.

Listen to the Discount Parts Exchange production here.

The Judges’ Comments

“The on hold messaging for Discount Parts Exchange has a great mix of humor and relevant information. Even though I have never had any contact with Discount Parts Exchange, I already have a positive image of them. Their production creates an image of a friendly and helpful organization. The voice talent is excellent and seems to be a great fit for their target audience. The messages are short and intermixed with music so that they do not overwhelm the listener. I wouldn’t mind being on hold with this production.” - Mike Kurtz / University of Dayton’s Media Production Group

“Love the [Amazing Space] concept. On the surface it seems like normal, everyday on hold messaging, but what the voiceover is saying is VERY different. Great idea!” - Dave Savage / Station Branding Manager for Clear Channel Radio

Amy and I cut the voiceover for the new spot for Black Dog Salvage.  Watch the spot here. Then, play the Black Dog Salvage Voiceover Home Game by using your best announcer voice to say “We’ve got that” over and over again! It’s good, wholesome fun.

The judges for the Advertising Club of Toledo’s 2010 Addy Awards rather enjoyed it too. They presented BusinessVoice with a Bronze Addy Award last night for an OHM production we created for Discount Parts Exchange. I wrote the copy and served as voice talent. Click here to give it a listen.

After three consecutive years, our President’s Day post has become as much an American tradition as fried cheese and monster trucks on Easter Sunday. So dig in, fellow USAer, to this year’s facts about the First Fella.

1) Herbert Hoover approved “The Star-Spangled Banner” as the national anthem, even though he actually preferred the song “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio. 

2) In the late 1870s, President Rutheford B. Hayes tried to set a good example for the country by banishing liquor and wine from the White House. He was later labeled a hypocrite after inventing the crack pipe.

3) William Howard Taft was the first President to assume a “lower” position after leaving the White House when he became Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Taft’s distinction stood until Lyndon Johnson left office to take a part-time gig at the Shoney’s Big Boy in Brownsville, Texas. 

4) True, Abraham Lincoln was the first president to sport a beard while in office, but years earlier, Millard Fillmore would often use state dinners as an excuse to break out the rainbow fright wig. 

5) James Madison was our shortest and lightest president. However, at 11 pound 3 ounces, he still holds the White House record for heaviest genitals. 

Read our 2009 President’s Day Trivia here. And if you’re feeling extra patriotic, take a look at the 2008 trivia.

So, whadya’ say, Rudolph? Why not click here for 90 seconds of holiday merriment - in full color.

The production just won a 2009 Gold MarCom Award. I wrote the copy and Amy provided all the voiceover. I believe that entitles us to a Nobel Prize for Marketing.